No adventure of such great historical import could be undertaken without a well-trained, supremely talented, and highly paid crack team behind the scenes, but we do the best we can with what we’ve got.
Meet the interns (whose bios will be filled out once we bother to learn anything more about them than their names, because who has time for that sort of thing when busy with preparing for adventure?):
Boone Novak
Ziv Falcone
Lewis Strand
Fletch Chowanski
Neptune Babbage
Rice Granger